Madoff gets way too many years
From BBC news: “The sentence, which means Madoff will spend the rest of his life in jail, was greeted with cheers and applause in the packed courtroom.”
I’m glad they underlined the fact he would die in jail; there was I thinking this 71yr old fraudster was gonna pop out in 2159 super wrinkly and cranky, all itchin’ to pick pockets and shit..
“Here the message must be sent that Mr. Madoff’s crimes were extraordinarily evil.” Thanks Judge. Loud and clear. Rape gets you 14, stealing from the banks gets you 150. Woop woop Justice; woop woop.
The man is 71, he’s gonna die in 15 years max. That means we’ve got 135 years unused incarceration in hand to dish out to anyone so deserving.
Here is a suitable list:
Bush – 20yrs (kick started the dynamo of hatred)
Wednesdays – 1yr (let’s just try it out for a bit)
Strangers who don’t smile or say thank you when you open a door for them – 4yrs
Every single UK chav – 30mins (but all at the same time, then us ‘regs’ can kick back, play Stevie Wonder, drink Babycham and wear sombreros without fear or reprisal for one glorious half hour)
because there's not enough space in my brain 