Xylophone bin is rubbish

No its really good. Although I would have spent more time shortening the keys so it played “Highway to Hell”. I especially like the addition of a score for your ball bearing at the end. Although, to be honest, if you’re throwing your rubbish away you get ten points from me anyway. Jokes! Screw mother … Continue reading

Dominic Wilcox invents the Squegg

But goddammit I came up with the name. I honestly think I should be a copywriter sometimes; I’m often caught oozing verbal foie gras (you know, controversial and delicious), its just my mental retention for such gems is rather pathetic. Wait, are we still talking about Squeggs? Check Dominic’s page for a much more interesting … Continue reading