Oops. Forgot about that.

Been a bit busy lately! 2010 has been, um, interesting…to say the least. But fun! and Some cool shit has been happening. Here is a photo of me in my trademark purple, looking bemused at the fact that I haven’t updated my blog in nearly 6 months, which will shortly be followed by a string … Continue reading

Swedish. Equestrian.

This week I was whisked to West Wittering for a fashion shoot. I was filming a ‘mood’ video, much like those perfume ads (I’ll stick it up next week when I’m done), but took a few photos whilst there. You know; there was a model (Mignonne, absolutely lovely girl ), a horse (didn’t get his … Continue reading

Chalet Girl: On-Set

I was recently asked by my friend, Kitty, to go and do some behind the scenes filming for a movie she was working on called Chalet Girl (go check out the blog for more info). “What’s that? Bring my camera and my snowboard? Stay in a pimp hotel?” I was, reluctantly, verging towards being slightly keen. Last-minute work, 2hrs … Continue reading

Hey photography, let’s spoon!

I bloody love photos. I’m all over the video thing, and will continue to be so; I honestly think there is something truly magical in portraying the world, thoughts, dreams, ideas and emotions through a crafted whole of moving image. I guess that’s why I’m pursuing a career in that field; it really touches me … Continue reading

Ethereal Shitstain of the Spotless Mind

Technology booms and blooms like an inflatable flower, but we’re still not at a stage where our brains can be as manageable as hard drives. Scientists have developed ‘beta-blockers’ which work by preventing your brain from ‘re-building’, thereby strengthening, bad memories every time you think them. Good shit for phobias and peeps with post-traumatic stress, … Continue reading

Love not Haiti

This is all very interesting. When it comes to natural disasters, it appears the US and the UK have the least generous people adding up to us being the least giving as countries. What are we supposed to think about that? I sense that fucker Mr Relativity rearing its whiney head…so is it true? For … Continue reading

Laziest dogs in the world.

I have a few things to say. 1. Dog No.3 has the eyes of Mithlor the Ice Demon 2. Who’s been breeding dogs and giraffes? You’ll know what I mean. 3. That bulldog can be my friend, what with his unique impression of a sated fat man. 4. The last shot; pretty sure I saw … Continue reading

Banksy makes a film, I forget about it

I originally meant to blog this during Sundance, when it was still vaguely new. Then I figured I’d wait until I’d seen it. Unfortunately, mere weeks later, I’d completely forgotten, everyone has seen it or already knows how good its meant to be. And I still haven’t seen it. So basically this is the worst … Continue reading

Hmmm…nah: Twilight Eclipse trailer

Ok ok; I read the first book (in like 7 minutes), and it was alright, but nothing happened until the end, and until then the only emotion I felt was that of growing a womb. Ok ok, I watched both films; the first was exactly the same as the book, and the second produced audible … Continue reading

Intelligent kids question ‘the point’ of exams

You don’t need to be a boffin to know tests are gash; I was questioning the point of exams and I was in Special Club. Laugh all you like, but we got away with colouring outside the lines; and we all know conformists are suckers. All jokes aside this news report is an actual joke … Continue reading